Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone. Yo Mamma Jokes 2019-12-19

Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo mama so fat she stepped on a rainbow and made Skittles. Your mom is so fat, the Hubble telescope took a picture of her not on Earth but on the opposite point of the universe. . . Yo mama so fat she went to the elephant exhibit at the zoo and had a family reunion.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo momma's so fat, she stands in two time zones. Yo mama so fat her farts started global warming and if she died it would be over. Yo Mama is so fat, she created a black hole because she has attained infinite mass. Yo mama so fat she ordered leg of lamb as an appetizer. Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is Ragu! Yo momma's so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up. Yo momma's so fat, sets off car alarms when she runs.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo momma's so fat, her picture takes two frames. Yo mama so fat I asked her what her favorite animal was, and she said the ones I can eat. Your mothers so fat, people jog around her for exercise. Yo momma's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo momma so old she ran track with dinosaurs. Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo momma's so fat, people use her dandruff as quilts. Yo momma breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck. Your mom is like a race car driver, she burns 50 rubbers a day. Yo mama so fat that if you use sectum sempra on her she bleeds butterbeer. . Yo momma's so fat, the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her. Yo mamma's so fat, her plumbers crack is more like a plumbers ravine.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo momma so wrinkled, she has to screw her hat on. Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a scooter she turned it into a bike. Yo mama so fat, when she goes looking for the room of requirement she finds a McDonalds. Yo momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo momma so fat that she cant tie her own shoes. Yo mama so fat, elephants ride her on a safari. Yo Mama so fat when she went swimming Japanese whalers on the other side of the ocean harpooned her yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and they used her as a replica of the war of 1812 Yo mama so fat when she gets out of the shower, her legs are still dry!! Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's! Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand! Your momma so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, Gilligan, the Skipper, the Millon and his Wife, Movie Star, the Professer and Maryann had land to walk home.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo mama so fat, I wasted all my gas driving around her!! Yo momma is like a bowling ball, gets picked up fingered, thrown in the gutter and bitch comes back for more. Yo Mamma is so fat that she stepped on a weight scale and it said one at a time please! Yo momma's so fat, if she'd died you'd have to take her out in two trips. Yo momma so fat were in her right now Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone Yo momma so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her. Yo momma's so fat, they mistake her for a country. Yo momma's got a party in her mouth tonight, and everybody's cumming. Yo momma's so fat, when she sweats everyone around her wears raincoats! Yo momma's so fat, when she walks she leaves snail tracks.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps. Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos. Yo mum so fat that I walked around her twice and got lost! Yo momma so fat, everytime she starts singing people leave. Yo momma's so stupid, she call you a son of a bitch. Yo momma so fat when she wears a Malcomn X T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back! Yo mama so fat, you have to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot to fuck her Yo mama so fat, she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo momma's so fat, mosquitoes see her and scream buffet! Yo momma so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye. Yo momma gums are so black she spits Yoo-hoo.

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Yo momma's so fat

Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway. Yo momma's so fat, when she sings, it's over! Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued. Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the equator. Yo momma's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked Who threw that rock? Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator your mamma so fat that when she went skydiving people thought she was a hot air balloon. Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food Yo mama so fat she can hear bacon cooking in Canada your mama so fat she aint got cellulite she got celluheavy Some people trade tit for tat, yo mama so fat she traded fit for fat Yo mama so fat, she did a belly flop and 2 weeks later they found water on Mars. Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts. Yo mama so fat she cant take pictures, she have to take billboards! Yo momma so fat sets off car alarms when she runs.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Your Momas so fat her belt size is equator. Yo mama so fat she needs a heavy license to walk. Yo momma's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real. Yo mama so fat she uses Google Earth to take a selfie. . Yo momma's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing her peanuts! Your mom's so fat she uses a satellite dish as a diaphragm.

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Yo momma so fat all the mcdonalds food are gone

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps. Your mom's so fat, she sat on four quarters and made a dollar. Yo momma so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade. Yo momma's so fat, when she moons people they turn into Werewolves. . Yo momma's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in! My aim is much better than yours.

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